Roy2009's definitions

facedork

A friend on facebook that updates their status too much, puts up constant mundane status changes and seems to spend every minute of their life on facebook.

"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"

"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

facesook

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009