facedong

verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your penis against someone's face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.

Clark repeatedly facedonged Laura. She loved his facedonging--he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.

by basculet March 24, 2008

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

facedonkulous

A mixture of the phrases "your face" and "redonkulous". Often used in times when a friend or somebody you know is making unreasonable or outlandish claims or accusations.

Danielle thinks she can ride a motorcycle, even though she never learned how to ride a bike. She is being facedonkulous.

by easy_d May 17, 2010

Facedog

Abreviation for "Facebook Dog".
Side-effect from the impossibility to "Appear offline" on the facebook chat.
The interesting and/or good looking persons you would be interested in chatting with get chased away by the Facedogs, who remain themselves connected 24/7.

Man1 "I tried to see if Julia was connected the other night. It took me 30 minutes, 10 'I have to go to bed', and a fake disconnection to get Mark off my boots!"
Man2 "What a Facedog!"

by Mirendil February 9, 2010

facedog

A name pertaining to a person who particularly has the dog of a face. The dog itself is the face and is one but the face. At times the face may be a dog.

Call me face but no call me dog, facedog
Call me face but no call me dog, facedog
cause one man can not be named dog and face, facedog

by Jim Brewer April 2, 2008

Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

by rexus7 October 28, 2010

facedodger

One who avoids using social networking websites, usually through technophobia or privacy concerns.

You're all invited to my party, spread the word Dave, Jim, and any of the other facedodgers.

by knife35 November 27, 2010