fartsturbate 

v.
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time

2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth

Zack got a detention for fartsturbating in class.

fartsturbate by Casey January 20, 2005

fasturbate 

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

factsturbate 

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

factsturbate by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

fatsturbate 

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

fatsturbate by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

frusturbate 

When a person is frustrated because of events of the day, he/she frusturbates to relieve themselves.

My friend Devin frusturbates because he has no girlfriend.

frusturbate by The Shiz December 12, 2003

fapsturbate 

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

fapsturbate by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

Facesturbate 

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

Facesturbate by Booyah123 June 25, 2010