farmicate

guy 1: dude i just saw a vid of a girl that was farmicating with a horse
guy 2: dude, i love to farmicate. its the best and watching it is the hottest
guy 1: yeah brah

by nighthawk1331 July 23, 2009

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Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020

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Flammicate

To smoke weed or smoke up. When you flammicate... it is the act of you smoking.

my buddies and I are finna flammicate tonight!

by snandinyn2 December 15, 2010

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fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

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