farmicate 

the act of having sex with an animal

guy 1: dude i just saw a vid of a girl that was farmicating with a horse
guy 2: dude, i love to farmicate. its the best and watching it is the hottest
guy 1: yeah brah

farmicate by nighthawk1331 July 23, 2009

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

Flammicate

To smoke weed or smoke up. When you flammicate... it is the act of you smoking.

my buddies and I are finna flammicate tonight!

Flammicate by snandinyn2 December 15, 2010

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

fabricated truth 

hmmm??? WTF! A made up story that never happened! sheep dip!

That sounds like a story you just made up as being for real. Sounds to me like some more of your fabricated truth crap!

fabricated truth by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

formication 

To feel like there are bugs crawling all over you.

I hate the feeling of formication...oh wait, this isn't formication! I am sitting on an ant hole! Eek!!

formication by Aly March 26, 2005

self-fornicate 

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

self-fornicate by gonzobrains April 19, 2018