planner
an underpaid, overworked employee that takes endless shit and abuse, while trying to organize work for thankless assholes that dont want to do the work in the first place
planner by Corey Planner November 15, 2006
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there is no point of having planners
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Planner Whore
A planner whore is a professional, who works for an urban planning company or organization, which takes orders like a Jarvis street hooker. The planner whore does not have much decision making ability and often does what they are told. The planner whore is also called The Jowett.
Client #9: TAKE IT! YOU'LL TESTIFY AT THE OMB IN FAVOUR OF THIS DEVELOPMENT PROPOSAL!
Planner Whore: Would you like a cleveland steamer as well?
Client #9: I want a cleveland steamer once you are done TESTIFYING ON MY BEHALF! TAKE IT! PACK IT IN!
Planner Whore: Would you like a cleveland steamer as well?
Client #9: I want a cleveland steamer once you are done TESTIFYING ON MY BEHALF! TAKE IT! PACK IT IN!
Planner Whore by client #9 March 25, 2008
planner girl
noun. A girl who thinks a planner will solve all her problems; memory problems, financial problems, ADHD.
noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.
noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.
noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.
noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.
Ahayva is such a planner girl, she literally has a habit tracker for breathing.
Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.
I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.
Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.
I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.
planner girl by Paradise Printshop December 6, 2024
pension planner
In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
pension planner by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008
Oriental Planner
Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.
Oriental Planner by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009
non-event planner
a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........
Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.
non-event planner by sheila in the car October 17, 2010
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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