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a decent sized beer (take note you twats)
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1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.

2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.

3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.
Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.

Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.

Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?

Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.

Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?

Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.

Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com

Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!

Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.

Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.

Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
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Person #1: Awwwww fuck coming for a fuckiiiiing piiiiintt like?
Person #2: Aye pint of bacon please squiiiire.
Person #1: Alright barkeep, can I get a pint of bacon, a pint of bread and two beer bongs to go please.
Barkeep: Right you are young laird. Here are your pints.
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me and the boys are going back to my shed after work to smoke some pint wanna join us?
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Roughly 12 shots, or the equivalent to a water bottle in hard alcohol. Usually comes in a flask shapped bottle and is suitable for 1-3 people.
"I'll throw up fives and we can go halfies on a pint."
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