self-fornicate

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A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

self-fornicate by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

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Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

Self Fornication by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011

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