10 definitions by gonzobrains
An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.
by gonzobrains January 30, 2012
A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."
by gonzobrains November 5, 2017
A motor vehicle decorated with an excessive number of bumper stickers that prominently display politically-oriented slogans and messages, predominantly of a leftist nature. These stickers often convey offensive or provocative statements related to political ideologies, social issues, or individuals. The overabundance of these stickers on the car's exterior serves as a conspicuous expression of the owner's strong political beliefs, intended to provoke reactions or make a bold statement about their affiliations and values, often reflecting an irrational, unhinged personality.
Driver: Hey, man, what bump stickers are on that car next to us?
Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:
"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"
Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!
Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:
"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"
Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!
by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.
Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!
Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.
Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.
by gonzobrains March 7, 2015
Alluding to teabagger, an insulting way to refer to someone who orders groceries online ready for pickup at the store.
Rick is a spoiled millennial too lazy and entitled to bag his own groceries at the checkout. Man, what a prebagger!
by gonzobrains April 20, 2018