self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

angry car

A motor vehicle decorated with an excessive number of bumper stickers that prominently display politically-oriented slogans and messages, predominantly of a leftist nature. These stickers often convey offensive or provocative statements related to political ideologies, social issues, or individuals. The overabundance of these stickers on the car's exterior serves as a conspicuous expression of the owner's strong political beliefs, intended to provoke reactions or make a bold statement about their affiliations and values, often reflecting an irrational, unhinged personality.

Driver: Hey, man, what bump stickers are on that car next to us?

Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:

"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"

Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

remote till COVID

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.

Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)

by gonzobrains January 11, 2022

what time it is

A basic piece of information any modern person should know.

That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!

by gonzobrains July 06, 2016

TMIITT

The Message Is In The Title - used when you email/post a message and everything you want to write is in the title/subject line.

Subject: Does anyone got any salmon?
Message Body: TMIITT

by gonzobrains March 24, 2022

throw a brick

To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.

Yo, b, I had to throw a brick so I could take another year to get my shit together in the clink.

by gonzobrains February 29, 2012