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Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
Get the fecal presentation mug.A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.
Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!
Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
Get the Minister of Resources and Spending mug.A motor vehicle decorated with an excessive number of bumper stickers that prominently display politically-oriented slogans and messages, predominantly of a leftist nature. These stickers often convey offensive or provocative statements related to political ideologies, social issues, or individuals. The overabundance of these stickers on the car's exterior serves as a conspicuous expression of the owner's strong political beliefs, intended to provoke reactions or make a bold statement about their affiliations and values, often reflecting an irrational, unhinged personality.
Driver: Hey, man, what bump stickers are on that car next to us?
Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:
"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"
Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!
Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:
"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"
Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!
by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
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by gonzobrains March 24, 2022
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by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
Get the remote till COVID mug.Alluding to teabagger, an insulting way to refer to someone who orders groceries online ready for pickup at the store.
Rick is a spoiled millennial too lazy and entitled to bag his own groceries at the checkout. Man, what a prebagger!
by gonzobrains May 28, 2018
Get the Prebagger mug.A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."
by gonzobrains April 19, 2018
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