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Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.
Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
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remote till COVID

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)
by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
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paper american

Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.
Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.
by gonzobrains March 6, 2015
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fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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Prebagger

Alluding to teabagger, an insulting way to refer to someone who orders groceries online ready for pickup at the store.
Rick is a spoiled millennial too lazy and entitled to bag his own groceries at the checkout. Man, what a prebagger!
by gonzobrains May 28, 2018
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throw a brick

To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.
Yo, b, I had to throw a brick so I could take another year to get my shit together in the clink.
by gonzobrains February 29, 2012
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TMIITT

The Message Is In The Title - used when you email/post a message and everything you want to write is in the title/subject line.
Subject: Does anyone got any salmon?
Message Body: TMIITT
by gonzobrains March 24, 2022
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