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fartologist 

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005

Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.
1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.
Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

Vagologist 

An explorer of a vagina.
Example "PJ is a vagologist, he explores vaginas"

"I have a terrible itch down below, I'm glad I see my vagologist tomorrow"
Vagologist by TrueGemini October 15, 2014

Funologist 

Jenny: Man, I feel so sad, I am in a rut...I'm just not that happy

Lindsey: Girl, you need to hire a funologist
Funologist by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

Flamologist 

a person who collects cheese labels
i am a flamologist
Flamologist by mark preston January 15, 2004

Fryologist 

1.A person of any age with a large amount of knowledge and experience pertaining to working in fast food resturants making fries and the sort. 2. A person who is dedicated to the making of french fries for a fast food resturant usually having a large array of hair nets and name tags.
Fryologist : I know that you are new to working here, but your fries need more salt

Yourself: That dude is such a fryologist. he has been working here far too long.
Fryologist by sspencer555 May 22, 2010