fagtologist

a slick name for a faggot; a man who takes sexual interest in another man; a buttbuddy

"He was a fagtologist because he majored in Butt Piracy and likes it up the butt"

by luckytoe April 15, 2009

faggotologist

A professional in the field of Faggotology, the scientific study of the "Faggots", and anything deemed "Faggotish/y" by ignorant redneck bastards.

"I have degrees in Rhetoric and French Culture Studies" "He's a faggotologist."

by Luke Lombard March 5, 2008

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Failologist

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

fagologist

a person who studies gay males

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

fagmotologist

someone who works to make other people gay and faglike

"dude, just major in fagmotology and become a fagmotologist"

by Just badass October 6, 2006

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !

1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

by nigel simpson March 15, 2007