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Fryologist 

1.A person of any age with a large amount of knowledge and experience pertaining to working in fast food resturants making fries and the sort. 2. A person who is dedicated to the making of french fries for a fast food resturant usually having a large array of hair nets and name tags.
Fryologist : I know that you are new to working here, but your fries need more salt

Yourself: That dude is such a fryologist. he has been working here far too long.
Fryologist by sspencer555 May 22, 2010
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fartologist 

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005
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Funologist 

A person well trained in the act of fun
Jenny: Man, I feel so sad, I am in a rut...I'm just not that happy

Lindsey: Girl, you need to hire a funologist
Funologist by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

fagologist 

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.
fagologist by funny fellas January 15, 2014

Fecologist 

1. Apologist for the horrors of Communism. Keen to see similar horrors repeated upon the innocent citizens of functioning western democracies.
2. A person known to be full of feces.
NDP supporters in Canada
Fecologist by Hayek February 24, 2005

Fixologist

Fixer of all things except for relationships. Specializes in the art of fixing broken stuff…:
“If it’s not broke, it’s cause I already fixed it”
I needed help fixing my car, fixing my kitchen sink so I called the family fixologist johnny and he came to the rescue!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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