fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Failologist

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

Flirtologist

an expert on the topic of foreplay

Guy: So, what class are you trying to get a major in?
Girl: I am studying to become a Flirtologist <3 Would you like to help me study? ;)

by CaramelPopcorn January 27, 2010

artologist

Mix between artist and biologist

when the art and sciense hanging sex i born an im artologist

by Mrcoool December 11, 2015

fagologist

a person who studies gay males

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !

1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

by nigel simpson March 15, 2007

Fartoligist

Somebody engaged in the scientific investigation,classification of gaseous emissions from the anus

My friend is a fartoligist

by Sebastian hiney March 1, 2021