Fixologist

Fixer of all things except for relationships. Specializes in the art of fixing broken stuff…:
“If it’s not broke, it’s cause I already fixed it”

I needed help fixing my car, fixing my kitchen sink so I called the family fixologist johnny and he came to the rescue!

Fixologist by The1&only kind of a big deal April 30, 2025

Mixologist 

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012

Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

Funologist 

A person well trained in the act of fun

Jenny: Man, I feel so sad, I am in a rut...I'm just not that happy

Lindsey: Girl, you need to hire a funologist

Funologist by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

fagologist 

a person who studies gay males

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.

fagologist by funny fellas January 15, 2014

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. 

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

Fryologist 

1.A person of any age with a large amount of knowledge and experience pertaining to working in fast food resturants making fries and the sort. 2. A person who is dedicated to the making of french fries for a fast food resturant usually having a large array of hair nets and name tags.

Fryologist : I know that you are new to working here, but your fries need more salt

Yourself: That dude is such a fryologist. he has been working here far too long.

Fryologist by sspencer555 May 22, 2010