Marc's definitions

download

1. verb. To defecate, commonly used as a euphamism over wireless communication when a third party who may be offended may be listening.

2. verb. To retrieve a digital file electronically, usually over the internet.

3. noun. A digital file retrieved as per definition 2.

4. verb. To be told news that is unwanted by the receipient.

1. I was talking to the boss on the walkie-talkie in front of a client. When I asked if he could meet up with us, he said taht he was downloading.

2. I downloaded a virus by mistake. It fucked up my puter.

3. The file I got from kazaa was a really good download.

4. My roommate got back to our crib and started downloading her day to me while I was trying to chill.

by Marc December 17, 2003

poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.

What are you doing for PoonFest?

by Marc December 7, 2004

coolio

Coolio was a Rapper who was a "one hit wonder". Everyone knows him fro gangsta's paradise and thats it.

"Whats that song coolio has done ages ago"

"gansgters paradise is the onl;y one hes done"

by Marc May 28, 2004

the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

by marc February 3, 2005

owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

by marc March 9, 2005

ya-hooka

weed, marijuana, bud, refer,pot, ganga

yo cuz you wanna go buy a fat sack of yahooka

by marc March 11, 2004

farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

by Marc April 25, 2005