Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

fartologist 

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005

Flailologist 

One who studies the act of flailing.

Tina went to see a Flailologist to study the wild body movement of her husband

Flailologist by King Boogie December 12, 2013

fagologist 

a person who studies gay males

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.

fagologist by funny fellas January 15, 2014

Nailologist 

A Nail Technician. A person that deals with every and anything to do with Finger nails and toe nails.

She is a bad ass Nailologist.. instead of the usual "Nail Tech" term

Nailologist by TheNailologist June 14, 2018

Fattologist 

or Fattologista (f). A person who studies fat bodies (or things) as well as related sociological and cultural phenomena. n.b. The term should be pronounced in italian, particularly the "fatto" part of the word.

As a young girl with hypothyroidism and lifelong fat-experience made her a fattologista by default.

Fattologist by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021

fagtologist 

a slick name for a faggot; a man who takes sexual interest in another man; a buttbuddy

"He was a fagtologist because he majored in Butt Piracy and likes it up the butt"

fagtologist by luckytoe April 15, 2009