Something that is lightyears beyond being able to be described as awesome because it is so epic. Pretty much if something is this awesome, it is win. For reference, pretty much this can only describe one person in the world. Pretty much the only living thing known to this universe that can be described as this is Sam. End of Discusion.
Of course Sam's going to get that job. She's so epically awesome the manager would have to be a complete imbecille to not give it to her.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.