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fartologist 

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005

Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.
1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.
Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

fagologist 

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.
fagologist by funny fellas January 15, 2014

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !
1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

Fartoligist 

Somebody engaged in the scientific investigation,classification of gaseous emissions from the anus
My friend is a fartoligist
Fartoligist by Sebastian hiney March 1, 2021

fagtologist 

a slick name for a faggot; a man who takes sexual interest in another man; a buttbuddy
"He was a fagtologist because he majored in Butt Piracy and likes it up the butt"
fagtologist by luckytoe April 15, 2009