Fattologist

or Fattologista (f). A person who studies fat bodies (or things) as well as related sociological and cultural phenomena. n.b. The term should be pronounced in italian, particularly the "fatto" part of the word.

As a young girl with hypothyroidism and lifelong fat-experience made her a fattologista by default.

by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Failologist

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

fagologist

a person who studies gay males

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !

1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

by nigel simpson March 15, 2007

Fartoligist

Somebody engaged in the scientific investigation,classification of gaseous emissions from the anus

My friend is a fartoligist

by Sebastian hiney March 1, 2021

fagtologist

a slick name for a faggot; a man who takes sexual interest in another man; a buttbuddy

"He was a fagtologist because he majored in Butt Piracy and likes it up the butt"

by luckytoe April 15, 2009