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vaginologist 

Person who has devoted at least 10,000 hours to the study of the human vagina.

The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.
Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.
vaginologist by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013

Virologist 

A person who took one class in virology and now claims to be an expert in all things pandemic-related. Also, a person who catches viruses of the sexual variety and exclaims "gotta catch 'em all!" when diagnosed with a new one.
Yeah, that dude was in my class last semester. He's a total virologist.

He's got so many STDs. He must be a virologist.
Virologist by TomPopsicle November 10, 2020

Vagitologist 

1. Any man, by sheer sexual experience alone, believes he knows more about a women's vagina than she does.
2. An unlicensed professional of women's anatomy.
1. All men aspire to be vagitologists!
2. John thinks just because he's slept around he is an honorary vagitologist.
Vagitologist by Isurus25 June 21, 2010

fagologist 

a person who studies gay males
That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.
fagologist by funny fellas January 15, 2014

vaginologist 

female gynacologist who takes advantage of her patients
Tasha went to the vaginologist and she got her ass probed
vaginologist by Tucker May 13, 2005

Vapologist

A vapologist is a specialist in vaping, similar to a mixologist is a specialist in mixing cocktails and other drinks, whose work includes creating custom e-liquids and understanding the science in art of vaping, including devices and vapor productions.

Here’s a breakdown of what a vapologist does.

• E-Liquid Creation: A key role of a vapologist is to develop and create custom e-liquids with various flavors and compositions.
• Vaping Expertise: They have a deep understanding of vaping technology and techniques, akin to a mixologist for alcoholic drinks.
• Device Knowledge: A vapologist understands how to build and customize vaping devices, including creating and installing new coils.

• Flavor and Vapor Science: They are knowledgeable about how different coils, wicks, and e-liquids affect flavor and vapor production.
Friend: This is the best juice I’ve ever tried! What is this? You: Thanks, bro. I had to mix three different kinds of juice to get this flavor!. Friend: No way, dude you’re a vapologist!!
Vapologist by Lil monster October 19, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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