“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

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farn it

A word which can be used when something is going wrong/ bad is happening. The word is made up of the words damn it, and darn with and “f”. It is also an alternative to swearing in front of young people. You can also say ‘a big/small slice of farn it, or a big/small chunk of farn it. if it’s a big/small problem.

*draws great picture, sister then knocks paint over it all*
“Oh farn it! My work is now ruined thanks a lot rachel”

farn it by the farn it girl July 30, 2019

facenad

A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle

Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head

facenad by cornfritter January 13, 2011

Leather Facing

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.

My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.

Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017

Farnoush

A sexy girl with long, dark, black hair and big, sexy, slanted brown eyes. Loves to laugh, jokes a lot. Beautiful smile. Can make you laugh in a minute. Gets jealous easily, very open-minded. She's never afraid to hurt your feelings; but she says it for the best. A sex magnet. very caring, wild, and INSANE (half the time). Is very short tempered but she can work on that. Farnoush is usually a Taurus; a rare breed. A heart-breaker, and such a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

I'd tap that farnoush. ;)

Farnoush by FarnoushAdmirer September 23, 2009

Farnaz

Farnaz means glorious coquetry, if you have ever met a farnaz you willl know, they are ambitious, hard working, big hearted and caring

dude 1: What is a farnaz?
dude 2: its another persian name with far -.-

Farnaz by nilika March 15, 2013

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026