facenad
Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head
facenad by cornfritter January 13, 2011
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Facenapalm
A response to a statement or action of epic stupidity with disastrous consequences, where a simple facepalm will not suffice...
Astronaut Alpha: Damn space can of Spam, I thought it was our NASA can opener, I would never have pressed the big red button if I had known it was the ships airlock release.
Astronaut Beta: FACENAPALM
Astronaut Beta: FACENAPALM
Facenapalm by Caplinski The Great September 1, 2011
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facenad • facecadet • Facenapalm • Faceadilla • facedad • facename • facenapped • facenazi • Facepad • fakenadian
Facenapalm
Facenapalm by Amorae January 11, 2011
facenazi
a troll or regular commenter on facebook public pages who makes ethnically or culturally insensitive, bigoted, prejudicial, or downright racist comments without fear of ever being blocked by facebook's esoteric community standards policy, no matter how unabashedly racist the comment might be
face-ist bigot trollist neo-Nazi friend-requested Hitler Klanbooker
face-ist bigot trollist neo-Nazi friend-requested Hitler Klanbooker
"Did I just read that comment correctly from this facenazi?"
"What'd she say?"
"That black people don't wash themselves."
"Block her or report her to facebook."
"I reported her, but they say she hasn't violated any community standards and won't remove the comment."
"Welcome to free speech, I guess. All I can say is, you should comment that her vagina smells like her father's penis."
"I did. And facebook removed my comment."
"What'd she say?"
"That black people don't wash themselves."
"Block her or report her to facebook."
"I reported her, but they say she hasn't violated any community standards and won't remove the comment."
"Welcome to free speech, I guess. All I can say is, you should comment that her vagina smells like her father's penis."
"I did. And facebook removed my comment."
facenazi by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 27, 2014
Faceadilla
I could'nt help but ask that intern for a facedilla.
Hey after your done cleaning my house, how about a nice faceadilla?
Hey after your done cleaning my house, how about a nice faceadilla?
Faceadilla by Fowler217 April 2, 2009
Facepad
Facepad is what facebook should be renamed to, which could result in tens and thousands of new members. Facepad has a future for facebook.
Random: Do you have facebook?
Other: No, because i don't like the name. I would join it if it was called something else... like. "facepad"
Random: You should join it anyway
Other: No, because i don't like the name. I would join it if it was called something else... like. "facepad"
Random: You should join it anyway
Facepad by Facepad maker September 21, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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