facenad

A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle

Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head

by cornfritter January 13, 2011

Facenapalm

A response to a statement or action of epic stupidity with disastrous consequences, where a simple facepalm will not suffice...

Astronaut Alpha: Damn space can of Spam, I thought it was our NASA can opener, I would never have pressed the big red button if I had known it was the ships airlock release.

Astronaut Beta: FACENAPALM

by Caplinski The Great September 1, 2011

Facenapalm

A gesture made when someone does something extraordinarily stupid. Much stronger than a facepalm

Man: Can you get herpes from a foosball table?
Woman: *Facenapalm*

by Amorae January 11, 2011

facenazi

a troll or regular commenter on facebook public pages who makes ethnically or culturally insensitive, bigoted, prejudicial, or downright racist comments without fear of ever being blocked by facebook's esoteric community standards policy, no matter how unabashedly racist the comment might be

face-ist bigot trollist neo-Nazi friend-requested Hitler Klanbooker

"Did I just read that comment correctly from this facenazi?"
"What'd she say?"
"That black people don't wash themselves."
"Block her or report her to facebook."
"I reported her, but they say she hasn't violated any community standards and won't remove the comment."
"Welcome to free speech, I guess. All I can say is, you should comment that her vagina smells like her father's penis."
"I did. And facebook removed my comment."

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 27, 2014

Faceadilla

Faceadilla: To face bang a mexican woman, leaving a nice facial glaze.

I could'nt help but ask that intern for a facedilla.

Hey after your done cleaning my house, how about a nice faceadilla?

by Fowler217 April 2, 2009

facedad

A non-blood-relative listed on facebook as your father. (See also, facefamily)

Kyle: Who's that guy? That's not your dad, is it??
Kerry: Haha! No, that's just my friend Si. He's my facedad.

by A J Dinny November 25, 2010

Facepad

Facepad is what facebook should be renamed to, which could result in tens and thousands of new members. Facepad has a future for facebook.

Random: Do you have facebook?
Other: No, because i don't like the name. I would join it if it was called something else... like. "facepad"

Random: You should join it anyway

by Facepad maker September 21, 2009