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facenook 

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com
I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.
facenook by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008
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Facenook 

An annoying survey website that comes up if you accidentally type "Facenook.com" instead of "Facebook.com". Don't be fulled by facenook!
Billy: "Dude Facebook won't let me log on. It just keeps bringing up this stupid survey thing"

Joe: "No man, that's FACENOOK not facebook!"
Facenook by Dudeimeanreally January 2, 2011

Facenook 

The act of using facebook to pleasure one's self to profile pictures of close relatives and/or friends.
Simple Jack goes through his newsfeed everyday to figure out whom to facenook to for the day
Facenook by TheGizMaster July 1, 2011

Facenook 

To aggressively stalk; i.e., to Facebook someone so thoroughly that one has virtually explored all possible nooks and crannies of the stalkee's Facebook personality.
"Dude, you should probably stop Facenooking her and just give her a damn call already."
Facenook by bostongirl2488 May 15, 2009

Facenook 

A misspelling of "Facebook" used to refer to a version of Facebook in the game "Emily is Away," available on Steam. This slang term is also associated with "Crazy Facenook Disease," an addiction to Facebook, known as "Penyakit Fesnuk Gila" in Bahasa Indonesia.
Ever since I started playing Emily is Away, I can't stop laughing at how they turned Facebook into Facenook and even made up that Crazy Facenook Disease!
Facenook by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."
Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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