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Farnam is the coolest kid in the school with a long d*ck. everyone can trust him, including his worst enemies. He gets all them ladies all the time and everyone is jealous because of him. Farnam is an Persian name in the old days. He’s actually very funny, so if you meet a Farnam act cool so you don’t look like a fool in front of him.
Sara:Hey, I saw Farnam with a boner yesterday!
Alexandra:No way, is it me or I really wanna suck his di... oh hey Farnam!
Farnam:Eyy yo wazzup girls, I’m looking for someone that can do something for me. Could one of you girls help me?
Both:YES!!!
farnam by Bazinga guy March 20, 2020
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Farnam in Arabic means small Penis.
It can range from 0.5 inches to 2 inches to call it a Farnam.
The Arabic language truly beautiful.
Girl 1:"Wow I have seen something this small."

Girl 2:"I couldn't even feel it when he was inside of me."

Girl 1:"Is that what you call a Farnam?"

Girl 2:"Sadly, yes.."
farnam by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020
Girl 1; "Damn he got a Farnam."

Girl 2; "Yeah I couldn't even feel it."
farnam by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020
Girl 1;"It's so small I can't even see it."

Girl 2;"I know I couldn't even feel it."

Girl 1;"Is that what they call a Farnam?"

Girl 2;"Sadly yes.."
farnam by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020
Faraam is know as a god in the for honor community. Know to win when all the odds are stacked against him. Or clutch 1 against 4.
Evan really out here clutching that fight like Faraam
Faraam by Mobzilla101 July 22, 2020
The Captain of the Guard, the one always left behind, but not forgotten. Second only to his dead brother. All around nice guy...
"You wish our places were switched, do you not?"

"If I return,think better of me father."

"It depends on the manner of your return." -Denethor
Faramir by n/a January 11, 2004
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