Facon

Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).

"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."

by Robert Del Fonté January 6, 2008

facon

fake bacon

facon and eggs sandwhich

by Carmen M February 19, 2009

Facon

Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)

As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.

by cpRtech July 17, 2007

Facon

Fake bacon- usually refered to off brand bacon such as turkey bacon

Mom I don’t want facon I want bacon!

by Jacobdahomie December 30, 2018

facon

fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place

I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.

by peders July 14, 2012

Facon

A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.

A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*

by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014

Facon

An instance in which you believe to have smelled the scent of bacon however it turns out it is just someone’s fart

Man I sure was hungry this morning when I thought I smelled some bacon turns Out it was really just big bobs facon

by Litarocrasee……men March 8, 2022