facepop 

*an A-class "OH SHIT!!!" moment!

-a moment when everything comes to a stop!

-an instant when your worst nightmare comes true!
-an epicaly embarasing moment!
-you can't believe that 'THAT' just happend (what ever that may be)

last night I walked in on my rents gettin' it in!
I was like "omfg FACEPOP!" this isn't happening!

"FACEPOP!, I just forgot the lyrics on Don't Forget the Lyrics! fml!

facepop by iheartgays101 April 15, 2011

Facepooping 

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

Facepooping by butlerjl November 23, 2010

facepoop 

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.

Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."

facepoop by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

faceoops 

The act of discovering social site features in a way that is embarassing to you or someone else.

You post a very personal message onto someone's facebook wall, not realizing it is public. You discover your faceoops too late, when you get responses from unintended recipients.

faceoops by Huecodoc May 28, 2010

Facepooping 

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.

Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.

Facepooping by jmreal October 22, 2011

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker 

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

Faceporn 

Sexy pics posted by your Facebook friends that, while technically not NSFW, expose enough skin to get your gears grinding. You may revisit their profile again and again to sneak a peek, often during work, and always under the guise of "keeping in touch."

Is that porn on your screen? No, it's just a photo of my friend Hanna's tramp stamp. I guess it qualifies as Faceporn.

Faceporn by Senor Spooner July 7, 2010