Facepolar

To do/add something with the thought of it being awesome.. then deleting it 2 seconds after thinking it was unneeded or useless.

Billy Bob- Got a new job at McDonald's! Can't wait to get paid!

*2 mins later*

*Deletes post and says to himself how he's been induced with Facepolar disorder*

by deepimpactmusic September 27, 2011

Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

by WBS3 March 7, 2008

faceplam

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.

Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.

by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

by bojzzle June 12, 2010

faceplant

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.

"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."

by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

faceplause

An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.

*discussion of rain cycle* Girl: "Oh, like, real rain?" *faceplause*

by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009

Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009