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facepipe 

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.
C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!
facepipe by jadedoracle17 June 2, 2010
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Facepie Extreme 

A term rarely heard, only the original maker uses this term and a few select others. The term Facepie Extreme is frequently used to express extreme disgust towards something or someone.
"I told you you were wrong!"
"HOW MAN YOU FACEPIE EXTREME!"

(Chair makes squeeky noise)
"HERE THIS CHAIR IS A FACEPIE EXTREME"
Facepie Extreme by hypnoticcow April 4, 2009

factpipe 

The entrance to your knowledge base,like an esophagus in your brain.
"Teacher, please, cram my factpipe."
factpipe by Ben Davies May 13, 2005

Facewipe 

The act of clean-up after beating one off to Facebook
That was nice. I'd better have a quick facewipe. Nobody will ever know
Facewipe by Mr Knish October 19, 2008
when you shove a pie in someones and then cum on them.
she was being a bitch, so i facepied her.
facepie by lolobert June 7, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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