facepipe 

This is a noun used to describe somebody's mouth. The part of the body from which all sounds are produced.

"No C-Dog, I ain't gonna start dating your nan, just shut your facepipe"

facepipe by Jay The Dog May 21, 2007

facepipe 

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.

C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!

facepipe by jadedoracle17 June 2, 2010

Facepie Extreme 

A term rarely heard, only the original maker uses this term and a few select others. The term Facepie Extreme is frequently used to express extreme disgust towards something or someone.

"I told you you were wrong!"
"HOW MAN YOU FACEPIE EXTREME!"

(Chair makes squeeky noise)
"HERE THIS CHAIR IS A FACEPIE EXTREME"

Facepie Extreme by hypnoticcow April 4, 2009

factpipe 

The entrance to your knowledge base,like an esophagus in your brain.

"Teacher, please, cram my factpipe."

factpipe by Ben Davies May 13, 2005

Facewipe 

The act of clean-up after beating one off to Facebook

That was nice. I'd better have a quick facewipe. Nobody will ever know

Facewipe by Mr Knish October 19, 2008

facepie 

when you shove a pie in someones and then cum on them.

she was being a bitch, so i facepied her.

facepie by lolobert June 7, 2013