Facepooping

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

by butlerjl November 23, 2010

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.

Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.

by jmreal October 22, 2011

facepoop

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.

Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."

by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

The act of forcing someone's face into poop.

Dancing Bear: Iron Penguin, LOOK!

*Dancing Bear forcefully shoves Iron Penguin's face into a pile of Eagle poop*
Dancing Bear: FACEPOOP!!!!!

by SMSM's January 7, 2012

The act of removing undesirable friends from your Facebook account. See also: Taking a Shwitter

Man, I really need to Facepoop all these racists douchebags on here.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016

facepooping- the act of facebooking while on the toilet via mobile devices or laptops or some such portable means!!!

I saw that my friend added me to some random group he made up, while facepooping this morning!!

by dliteoflife August 7, 2011