facepoop

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.

Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."

by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

Facepoop

The act of forcing someone's face into poop.

Dancing Bear: Iron Penguin, LOOK!

*Dancing Bear forcefully shoves Iron Penguin's face into a pile of Eagle poop*
Dancing Bear: FACEPOOP!!!!!

by SMSM's January 7, 2012

Facepoop

The act of removing undesirable friends from your Facebook account. See also: Taking a Shwitter

Man, I really need to Facepoop all these racists douchebags on here.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016

Facepooping

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

by butlerjl November 23, 2010

Facepooping

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.

Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.

by jmreal October 22, 2011

faceoops

The act of discovering social site features in a way that is embarassing to you or someone else.

You post a very personal message onto someone's facebook wall, not realizing it is public. You discover your faceoops too late, when you get responses from unintended recipients.

by Huecodoc May 28, 2010

facepop

*an A-class "OH SHIT!!!" moment!

-a moment when everything comes to a stop!

-an instant when your worst nightmare comes true!
-an epicaly embarasing moment!
-you can't believe that 'THAT' just happend (what ever that may be)

last night I walked in on my rents gettin' it in!
I was like "omfg FACEPOP!" this isn't happening!

"FACEPOP!, I just forgot the lyrics on Don't Forget the Lyrics! fml!

by iheartgays101 April 15, 2011