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facepoop 

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.
Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."
facepoop by skaboy69 January 8, 2009
Words you can keep

Facepoop 

The act of forcing someone's face into poop.
Dancing Bear: Iron Penguin, LOOK!

*Dancing Bear forcefully shoves Iron Penguin's face into a pile of Eagle poop*
Dancing Bear: FACEPOOP!!!!!
Facepoop by SMSM's January 7, 2012

Facepoop 

The act of removing undesirable friends from your Facebook account. See also: Taking a Shwitter
Man, I really need to Facepoop all these racists douchebags on here.
Facepoop by sir.kit March 10, 2016

Facepooping 

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.
Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.
Facepooping by butlerjl November 23, 2010

Facepooping 

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.
Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.
Facepooping by jmreal October 22, 2011

faceoops 

The act of discovering social site features in a way that is embarassing to you or someone else.
You post a very personal message onto someone's facebook wall, not realizing it is public. You discover your faceoops too late, when you get responses from unintended recipients.
faceoops by Huecodoc May 28, 2010
*an A-class "OH SHIT!!!" moment!

-a moment when everything comes to a stop!

-an instant when your worst nightmare comes true!
-an epicaly embarasing moment!
-you can't believe that 'THAT' just happend (what ever that may be)
last night I walked in on my rents gettin' it in!
I was like "omfg FACEPOP!" this isn't happening!

"FACEPOP!, I just forgot the lyrics on Don't Forget the Lyrics! fml!
facepop by iheartgays101 April 15, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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