Faceporn 

Sexy pics posted by your Facebook friends that, while technically not NSFW, expose enough skin to get your gears grinding. You may revisit their profile again and again to sneak a peek, often during work, and always under the guise of "keeping in touch."

Is that porn on your screen? No, it's just a photo of my friend Hanna's tramp stamp. I guess it qualifies as Faceporn.

Faceporn by Senor Spooner July 7, 2010

faceporn

a selfie of a very pretty and beautiful woman that makes u wanna just get one off to

Dude, Sadie just added to her story, her faceporn is insane

faceporn by DanDan Man November 5, 2025

Facehorn  

The facial expression equivalent of honking someone with a car horn.
Used for expressing displeasure towards the actions of a rude, obnoxious or annoying person.

It does not always have to be directed towards the offending person but can be used as a means of expressing your displeasure to others, as a means of attracting empathy.

There is a FACEBOOK group for users of the facehorn (with explanatory photos) which anyone can join: "dont make me face horn you"

"Facehorn ": When someone pushes infront of you in a queue, bumps into you on the sidewalk, decides to leave a party early, or generally makes a dick move etc etc

It can also be used in conversation:
"I dont think ultimate frisbee is a sport"
"Facehorn!"

It can also be used as an abbreviation in online chat:
"I dont think Miranda Kerr is hot"
"FH!!"

Facehorn by ncotton January 8, 2009

Face-to-face Porn

Porn up close. Not in a magazine or your laptop or whatever.

Last night at the club these girls were showing some face-to-face porn.

Face-to-face Porn by Heeey!! December 19, 2008

Facepoon 

The act of planting your vagina on some one's face.

Out of nowhere, she fucking facepooned me. That bitch.

Facepoon by Facepoonberg May 5, 2009

facehorn 

most people know of the term 'facepalm' (if not, see facepalm pre-reading this)

facehorn is a derivative of this action whereby the horn of a car is activated by the slamming of face on steering wheel. This is generally in reaction to someone doing something fucking stupid (earning a facepalm) which results in them being a cunt on the road (earning a horn blast).

the facehorn allows the road user to encapsulate two reactive emotions in one fell swoop saving both time and energy.

quite simply something such as a person turning the wrong way down a one way street resulting in a traffic jam. - you facehorn

another example is when someone goes straight when the green turning light comes on. - you facehorn

facehorn by BA27GT March 8, 2011