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josh eppard 

the awesomely talented drummer for coheed and the rapper for weerd science. blurted out a swear word on trl. never asked to return. quite sexy.
wow that guy is really talented. yup, hes a real josh eppard.
josh eppard by kelly July 29, 2006
Related Words

Eptastic 

When I jumped off that 25 foot tree into the pool that was eptastic.
Eptastic by Hidden Assassin July 29, 2009

eptacular 

A bad ass combination of the words epic and spectacular. Describes something that blows your mind.
That sex was eptacular how about round two.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's eptacular.
eptacular by Kyler young January 6, 2009

Josh Eppard 

The worlds #1 producer of awesomeness and god of rhythm. Eppard drums left handed open , that means his kit is configured for a righty with the exception of the ride which is on the left. He also wears drum gloves and only uses a single beater kick pedal.

Former drummer of Coheed and Cambria. When Josh left Coheed it was like Diamond Dave leaving Van Halen. Without his awesomeness, swagger and stripped down beats the band quickly turned it's left over awesomeness into to anti-awesomeness and became a group of self indulgent solocentric Zeppelin wannabees.
A testament to Josh Eppard's awesomeness he once sat drinking a beverage behind a kit and only struck a cymbal once during a song and recieved monsterous applause from the crowd.
Josh Eppard by Danger Thames December 28, 2008
To be of extreme size or have mass amount of something; such as a large person or large amount of food.
Eating a mass amount of food - "Damn, Im EppaPeppa right now!"

Seeing a large person - "EPPA PEPPPPAAAA!!!!"
EppaPeppa by ghosting420 December 1, 2010

eptardic 

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.
guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!
eptardic by psystation December 29, 2010