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(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.
guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!
by psystation December 29, 2010
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A descriptive term for an action that is both epic in scope and retarded in conception.
A zip line that leads straight to the ground? Vertically? Eptardic!!
by Burlyswamprat December 29, 2010
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