eptardic 

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.

guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!

eptardic by psystation December 29, 2010

Eptardic 

A descriptive term for an action that is both epic in scope and retarded in conception.

A zip line that leads straight to the ground? Vertically? Eptardic!!

Eptardic by Burlyswamprat December 29, 2010