kelly's definitions

Music ADD

Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.

Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music

by Kelly March 2, 2006

josh eppard

the awesomely talented drummer for coheed and the rapper for weerd science. blurted out a swear word on trl. never asked to return. quite sexy.

wow that guy is really talented. yup, hes a real josh eppard.

by kelly July 29, 2006

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 18, 2006

generation x

An amazing band in the late 70's.
Vocals - Gene October
Bass - Tony James
Drums - John Towe
and of course Guitar - Billy Idol
They broke up in 1981 and Billy Idol went on to do his amazing solo project.

person 1 - Who's Generation X?
person 2 - They sang Ready Steady Go, and Day By Day.
person 1 - O WOW! I love those songs.

by Kelly September 11, 2005

dont be sippin that hater-ade

it means to not hate people and judge then for stuff like dont be bitchy lol

Kid #1: Hey I HATE YOU SON
Kid #2: why you be sippin that hater-ade foo

by Kelly June 11, 2005

dom n

A jerk-face that someone is in love with.

Dom n was there and he made us all upset.

by kelly April 16, 2005

hott mike

hott is a guy who's pants you want to get into or sex up every night and day

mike gould daniel johns jesse mccartney

by kelly April 18, 2005