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The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
by Kelly May 31, 2004

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mainly females; never satisfied even after the greatest shag marrathon ever they are still gagging for it.
man: goodnight baby that was so good
nympho: excuse me? goodnight? wtf happened to round two?
by kelly January 07, 2005

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a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 15, 2006

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slutty females
they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention
by Kelly December 22, 2003

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a friendly saying used as a greeting, usuallt to stand out and get attention. savaloy representing the person u r adressing as a sausage. for energetic people.
hi .....
oi oi savaloy!!! how r ya?
by kelly November 10, 2003

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The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said
Rob Halford is the Metal God
by Kelly April 21, 2005

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the best day known to man kind
may 31 changed my life
by kelly April 03, 2004

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