148 definitions by kelly

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !

by kelly April 22, 2004

ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

by kelly March 8, 2004

maine

The deep south of the North.

It is legal to marry your cousin in Maine.

by kelly June 17, 2004

arsed

The verb "arsed"
Synonym: bothered

"I couldn't be arsed."

"He wasn't arsed."

An example of how this is used in conversation:
"What do you want for tea?"
"I don't know, I'm not arsed."

by kelly December 23, 2004

jumper cables

when you give the double titty twister and jump up and down

WEEEEEEEE hahahhahahaha

by kelly June 11, 2004

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by kelly February 23, 2005

Butt Nibbler

Someone who prefers to stick their tounge in the wrong orriface...

Shut up Worm you Butt Nibbler

by kelly February 5, 2004