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probably your local drug dealer who deals drugs with his grandma
person 1: where’s josh?
person 2: probably dealing drugs with his grandma
by decentpeoplesociety February 06, 2019
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The weirdest person you'll ever meet. He may show off by waving dollar store lights in the air, but he knows how to not have a stroke when the last firework goes off. Also, sometimes, he gets tipsy.
Josh stinks like bacteria
by NotCoral July 05, 2018
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An all around awesome guy. Josh(s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a Josh you'll love him forever. Josh(s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.
"Dude, who was that guy that said that awesome comeback?"
"Probably Josh."
by That.Savage.Guy August 09, 2016
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Is a really shy person at first, but trust me when you get to know him probably one of the greatest friends you will ever have, he is always supportive and is always there if you need him, he is also a person who always puts people he cares about above himself and will do anything for the ones he loves, even though he may look like a generic person he is one of the most different and can always make you laugh even when he doesn't mean to. He's a great person and if you meet one you never wanna leave him because you don't realise how good of a friend he is until you leave him, and don't get me started on his looks always looks great and smells good probably one of the cutest guys you see around he has amazing eyes. He always dresses nice and is a very likeable guy. Josh always is the best boyfriend always tells his girl he loves her and always compliments her he can change how you feel in a heartbeat, he will always try and make his girlfriend feel good about herself and always knows how to pleasure a girl, all the girls love him, and has a decent size penis, When you meet a josh go out with him,stay with him, be with him you never wanna let this guy go, trust me. Josh is not really a school kinda a guy but is always really street smart he always enjoys life and no matter what will always be different and live life to the full even though he's one of the most popular guys in school he's also one of the most different because he's always caring for the people around him
Girl 1: Look at that cutie walkin down the hall

Girl 2: oh yeh that's josh that's Victoria's boyfriend, he's just so likeable

Girl 1: he's so different to the other boys
by Pla4Bo4 May 22, 2017
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An unknown creature that takes a humanoid form, this creature has similar properties of what one would apply to "Batman" in the fact that it usually wears black, fights crime and has an incredible voice. Some people even think that it may be Death himself. This creature usually dwells on the planet earth and only one can be alive at one time. These creatures are not only bad ass heroes, but they can also use immense powers of unimaginable destruction and can even go as far as to control the space-time continuum, letting them skip across worlds and dimensions with ease. This creature, sighted only once and recorded many times throughout history called itself by one thing. Josh.
In a collapsed tomb in ancient Egypt, the hieroglyphs on the wall once told of a being of darkness bringing an evil emperors rule to an end.

After world war II a journal was recovered and instantly hidden by the CIA as inside was recordings of people being saved by the "dark angel, Josh"
by PitchBlack March 19, 2013
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The owner and God of roblox
Person 1: Josh is the owner of roblox
Person 2: yeah right
by Robloxlord7627282 October 23, 2018
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