Eppazoodee 

An illness that really makes you feel really bad but unknown where or what or why of the cause. Only way to get rid of it is to drink plenty liquids(preferably alcohol).

I can't make it to work. I have the Eppazoodee.

Eppazoodee by crazyardie July 2, 2018

Epazoodie 

Sick, usually from something "going around", often the flu.

Don't go near Bill. He's got the epazoodie.

Epazoodie by Jonaog March 11, 2008