eppa 

The best way to describe a real uber dad! He tells lots of dad jokes and sings in the shower! He loves talking long walks in his rad sandals!

guy 1: Look at that eppa!
guy 2: Look at his sweet birkenstocks!
guy 1: I wanna be just like him when i have kids!

eppa by jennyvlog March 1, 2018

Eppa

nonbinary word for Aunt or Uncle

“that’s my Eppa”

“I can’t wait to be an Eppa”

Eppa by G-Baller365 April 19, 2026

josh eppard 

the awesomely talented drummer for coheed and the rapper for weerd science. blurted out a swear word on trl. never asked to return. quite sexy.

wow that guy is really talented. yup, hes a real josh eppard.

josh eppard by kelly July 29, 2006

Josh Eppard 

The worlds #1 producer of awesomeness and god of rhythm. Eppard drums left handed open , that means his kit is configured for a righty with the exception of the ride which is on the left. He also wears drum gloves and only uses a single beater kick pedal.

Former drummer of Coheed and Cambria. When Josh left Coheed it was like Diamond Dave leaving Van Halen. Without his awesomeness, swagger and stripped down beats the band quickly turned it's left over awesomeness into to anti-awesomeness and became a group of self indulgent solocentric Zeppelin wannabees.

A testament to Josh Eppard's awesomeness he once sat drinking a beverage behind a kit and only struck a cymbal once during a song and recieved monsterous applause from the crowd.

Josh Eppard by Danger Thames December 28, 2008

EppaPeppa

To be of extreme size or have mass amount of something; such as a large person or large amount of food.

Eating a mass amount of food - "Damn, Im EppaPeppa right now!"

Seeing a large person - "EPPA PEPPPPAAAA!!!!"

EppaPeppa by ghosting420 December 1, 2010

Eppazoodee 

An illness that really makes you feel really bad but unknown where or what or why of the cause. Only way to get rid of it is to drink plenty liquids(preferably alcohol).

I can't make it to work. I have the Eppazoodee.

Eppazoodee by crazyardie July 2, 2018

Eppate 

Refers to a statement or activity that is irrational and nonsensical on a level equivalent to the Disney entries into the Star Wars franchise. At the time the term was coined, Episode 8 was the most recent incarnation of that debacle, thus the term refers to that particular film.

Idiot: But you can't say that for certain. After all, true Communism has never been tried!

Educated person: That is some seriously eppate shit you just said

Eppate by Space Taker Upper January 28, 2018