Eptark

The name of a totally cool made up dinosaur, the periwinkle peppersaurus, thought up in an Ikea. This animal often acts like a retard, but, strangly enough, has many friends and is very funny. Also known as the A-Plane.

Allie: What do Devon and the ocean have in common? They both have crabs!!!!!!!!
Devon: I don't even know why I'm friends with you, your acting like such an Eptark!

by Bernadette Clayton March 7, 2008

emtarkanderundersgunderson

A name that overlooks the also great names of "Embrodak" and "Emerson". Come on guys, those names were hilarious too.

Em? What's that supposed to stand for?
Embrodak?
Emerson?
Emtarkanderundersgunderson?

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

emtarkanderundersgunderson

Possible elongation of the name "em.", as discovered by Strong Bad whilst checking his email.

Teacher: Bobby?
Bobby: Here!
Teacher: Sally?
Sally: Here!
Teacher: Em?
Em: I go by emtarkanderundersgunderson.

by BJBandNerd04 July 30, 2003

Epark Sin

An Epark Sin is a Sin that is known to every religion(Including Islam!). These Sins are so Bad and evil that they have been given the name Epark Sin to show there evilness is of a Epark pruportion.

Epark Sins cannot be forgiven....Only Fixed.

Some Examples of an Epark Sin are:

Believing Woman are equal to men*

Being a Muslim who Supports Manchester United*

Not Believing that the Beatles are the best band on the planet....Even Better than SlAYER!*

Listning to Bring me The Horizon*

Being Emo*

Epark Sins....=Very Bad things

Mark Did you see Brazy Listning to Bring me the Horizon at lunch?

ShaneYeh...I think he was doing it on perpose..?:/

....Chuck Norris Epark Sin! Destroy Thee!

Mark......Detention

by Candle Frost July 10, 2009

emtarkanderundergunderson

One of many possible elongations of the nickname "Em", as discovered by Strong Bad whilst checking his E-mail

Teacher: Bobby?
Bobby: Here!
Teacher: Sally?
Sally: Here!
Teacher: Em?
Em: I go by Emtarkanderundergunderson.

by BJBandNerd04 July 30, 2003

eptardic

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.

guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!

by psystation December 29, 2010

emtarkanderundersgunderson

One with a long and stupid name. Abbreviated to Em.

Boy, Em, you sure have some long and stupid names.

by Braavosi July 7, 2003