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South African zef term for someone or something that is lame, stupid, retarded, or just generally sucky to the max. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
You fokken dwankie.

The world has gone totally dwankie.

That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...
Dwankie by tokoloshe April 10, 2012
Related Words
dwaink • Daink • dwink • Dwank • Dwain • dwaine • Dwinkle • dwanker • Dwankie • Dwanky
Stop being "dwanky" man.
Dwanky by StarKiller . August 21, 2012
A person who plays dragon games and sucks dragon dick.
Look at CJ over there, what a dwanker, playing his dumb dragon game all day!
Dwanker by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016
1. Remote Control for Television or radio or dvd or otherwise
2. Combination of dick and penis
"Where is the dwinkus?" Amy said while trying to change the channel.

"Suck my dwinkus!" Pearl
Dwinkus by dwinkussucker2014 February 20, 2011
An older gentleman who would typically be considered to be a "daddy" but has an unusually youthful appearance like a "twink".
John Stamos is dwink that can quench my thirst.
Dwink by troyrob2000 August 22, 2016
Things or situations that are: Messed up. Terrible. Uncool. Not right. or Jacked up.
Ryann: Sorry man, I can't text you. My mom just took away my phone for not doing my chores.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.
dwank by bobvsjeff June 13, 2011
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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