Dwanker
Dwanker by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016
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A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.
As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"
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Dankery
Business operation of a marijuana dealer. Just as the word "creamery" is sometimes used to describe an icecream shop, a weed dealer runs a "dankery." Can also describe a coffeeshop in Amsterdam, or a medical marijuana dispensary.
- "I'm thinking of getting back into the business."
- "Awesome. You ran quite a dankery back in the day."
- "Awesome. You ran quite a dankery back in the day."
Dankery by na na na na na March 1, 2011
Dranker
One who participates in binge drinking; a heavy alcohol consumer. Usually drinks to the point of obliteration 3+ days of the week.
Person A: "Yo, you know know the kids who live across the hall?"
Person B: "Yeeah, those guys are DRANKERS."
"You tryin' to DRANK?"
Person B: "Yeeah, those guys are DRANKERS."
"You tryin' to DRANK?"
The initial Danker
The initial Danker is a dumbass kid with his 1000 euros gay ass RGB pc who make fun of Migs and make random videos of NFS heat and Assetto Corsa
The initial Danker by kkkggggg January 1, 2021
Ultimate Dankers
Ultimate Dankers by PYCXL the best author April 28, 2022
dankerrific
Something so awesome and amazing and dank and terrific , usually applied to food eaten while being stoned, but can be used to describe anything.
dankerrific by dankaroni October 30, 2009