Dwanker

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A person who plays dragon games and sucks dragon dick.

Look at CJ over there, what a dwanker, playing his dumb dragon game all day!

Dwanker by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016

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dwanker

A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.

As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"

dwanker by psiscott April 26, 2006

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Dankery

Business operation of a marijuana dealer. Just as the word "creamery" is sometimes used to describe an icecream shop, a weed dealer runs a "dankery." Can also describe a coffeeshop in Amsterdam, or a medical marijuana dispensary.

- "I'm thinking of getting back into the business."

- "Awesome. You ran quite a dankery back in the day."

Dankery by na na na na na March 1, 2011

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Dranker

One who participates in binge drinking; a heavy alcohol consumer. Usually drinks to the point of obliteration 3+ days of the week.

Person A: "Yo, you know know the kids who live across the hall?"
Person B: "Yeeah, those guys are DRANKERS."

"You tryin' to DRANK?"

Dranker by TheHOMan October 8, 2011

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The initial Danker

The initial Danker is a dumbass kid with his 1000 euros gay ass RGB pc who make fun of Migs and make random videos of NFS heat and Assetto Corsa

Look The Initial Danker just make a masterpiece.

The initial Danker by kkkggggg January 1, 2021

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Ultimate Dankers

the 3rd best discord server in the world

PYCXL and Milky in Spectral is still there

Boy : let me downlaod discord
Girl : join Ultimate Dankers or i will break up with you

Ultimate Dankers by PYCXL the best author April 28, 2022

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dankerrific

Something so awesome and amazing and dank and terrific , usually applied to food eaten while being stoned, but can be used to describe anything.

I had the munchies so bad, but this sandwich is dankerrific!

dankerrific by dankaroni October 30, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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