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Don't eat everything you see in television
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A way of hypnotising your room mates
uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television
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A really big version of a computer screen. Mostly used to display pointless videos and for console gaming. Very popular among humans.
Jack turned on the television and there was nothing on. He kept watching anyway.
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American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)
Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.
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The triumph of machine over man.
"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
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da jury:
1~ to bring(keep) you happy (Distracted from the apocalypse (> A lifting of the veil)) and to give (take (way take/stealing from)) your mind off of (with) things in your life.

Phonetics
1 =) Te le vision > tell lie vision > tell lie to vision or tell a lie through vision >

Etymology, Reading :
Te: Thee God we praise
Le: he, that
Vision: something seen in the imagination or in the supernatural

De Facto Definition:
1 ~ to bring you happiness and to give your mind off of (with) things in your life.
How to get un(into)to a sentence:
da jury wording arting:

IAM going to watch their television fall as all who fallow a fallen god (the Devil, A.K.A "the never of God.")
De Facto, as:

I'm going to watch television, to stay up (being as asleep) today (God's time), with my favorite show; so I can know (belief) how it ends.
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