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South African zef term for someone or something that is lame, stupid, retarded, or just generally sucky to the max. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
You fokken dwankie.

The world has gone totally dwankie.

That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...
Dwankie by tokoloshe April 10, 2012
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Ughh, It's Arthur's dwonky little sister again
dwonky by Mr. Undwonky June 17, 2010
A gesture of appreciation for sharing ones dank.
'Lauren you want some dank?'
'Dankyou Levent!'
dankyou by shutupseb February 8, 2013
A person who plays dragon games and sucks dragon dick.
Look at CJ over there, what a dwanker, playing his dumb dragon game all day!
Dwanker by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016
A wild guy with no filter. Despite being extremely intelligent, he does shit that is stupid as fuck cause he does not care about shit.
Somebody get life insurance on Dwanny. The nigga gonna kill himself.
Dwanny by @pfresh September 8, 2018

Danky Claus 

Every Dankmas or Danky morning, day, evening or night Father Cannabis defends his bong of joy to deliver vast quantities of illicit substances to unexpecting but welcoming individuals. Man of few words, Danky Claus appears, jeers the crowd, lights his spliff and has to dip, if you trip he'll help you quick, blowing smoke "OH, OH, OH's" to all before he drips. He is married to a lass named Mandy(UK), or Molly(US) (nee X) and only begins his shift after his time with his wife.

He enjoys vacationing in his houses in Amsterdam, Thailand, and Jamaica, his favourite puffin stuff is Amnesia Haze, but he does enjoy the occasional Skunk. While not tending to the wellbeing of his believers and vacationing he enjoys raves, his hip hop career, and making art. Happy Dankmas to all.
"Fuck man, oh no, where dat weed at!?"
Danky Claus- "Oh yeah! Here dat weed at! Merry Dankmas!"
"Thanks Danky Claus!"
Danky Claus- "Hey its all good my dude, I mean this with all my Dankmas cheer, shut up and have a spliff!"
"Yaaaaaaay"
...
Oh yeah...
...
Food...
...
ZZZ...

(Repeat)
Danky Claus by Dank Claus August 1, 2012