Dwankie

South African zef term for someone or something that is lame, stupid, retarded, or just generally sucky to the max. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

You fokken dwankie.

The world has gone totally dwankie.

That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...

Dwankie by tokoloshe April 10, 2012

Dwankie

A hybrid species crossed between a downie and a wanker. Always a poes and ruins the fun, completely stupid and has no common sense.

"Let's go take cocain with the professor...
" No, I'm scared to take it. "
" It's only drugs..., don't be a Dwankie"

In other words when someone is being a chode that's kinda like being a midget dwankie

Dwankie by Kwashi October 7, 2019

Dwanker 

A person who plays dragon games and sucks dragon dick.

Look at CJ over there, what a dwanker, playing his dumb dragon game all day!

Dwanker by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016

dankies 

high potent marijuana that gets you really fucked up

damn im ripped off those dankies

dankies by d@d@nkM@n May 13, 2005

dankie 

means thank you in afrikaans

dankie for the chocolate

dankie by sarah mclynn May 30, 2006

dankiest 

A high ranking of dank

Only the dankiest of memers reside in these halls...

dankiest by hnatE January 10, 2017

dwanker 

A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.

As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"

dwanker by psiscott April 26, 2006