South African zef term for someone or something that is lame, stupid, retarded, or just generally sucky to the max. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
You fokken dwankie.
The world has gone totally dwankie.
That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...
The world has gone totally dwankie.
That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...
by tokoloshe April 10, 2012
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"Let's go take cocain with the professor...
" No, I'm scared to take it. "
" It's only drugs..., don't be a Dwankie"
In other words when someone is being a chode that's kinda like being a midget dwankie
" No, I'm scared to take it. "
" It's only drugs..., don't be a Dwankie"
In other words when someone is being a chode that's kinda like being a midget dwankie
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by hnatE January 10, 2017
Get the dankiest mug.A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.
As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"
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