South African zef term for someone or something that is lame, stupid, retarded, or just generally sucky to the max. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.
As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!