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Things or situations that are: Messed up. Terrible. Uncool. Not right. or Jacked up.
Ryann: Sorry man, I can't text you. My mom just took away my phone for not doing my chores.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.
by bobvsjeff June 13, 2011
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Dwank is an abbreviation of a drunk wanker, mostly used in positive and comedic terms.
An adjective for someone that acts in an drunk wankery manner

e.g. falls over own feet and spills drinks; your such a dwank
Person who pulls off bad dad joke; your such a dwank.
by gabbentz January 31, 2015
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the term dwank means to, have a poo (dump) and masterbate (wank) at the same time, hence creating the term Dwank
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Adrian Hocker loves to Dwank on tuesdays
by Dale H March 25, 2008
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Cool, awesome. In general, a good thing. Used soely as an adjective.
That movie The Matrix is so dwank!
by Wolfman Jack November 12, 2003
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