dwank

Things or situations that are: Messed up. Terrible. Uncool. Not right. or Jacked up.

Ryann: Sorry man, I can't text you. My mom just took away my phone for not doing my chores.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.

by bobvsjeff June 13, 2011

dwank

the term dwank means to, have a poo (dump) and masterbate (wank) at the same time, hence creating the term Dwank

For example
Adrian Hocker loves to Dwank on tuesdays

by Dale H March 25, 2008

dwank

Dwank is an abbreviation of a drunk wanker, mostly used in positive and comedic terms.

An adjective for someone that acts in an drunk wankery manner

e.g. falls over own feet and spills drinks; your such a dwank
Person who pulls off bad dad joke; your such a dwank.

by gabbentz January 31, 2015

Dwank

The act of taking a dump and a wank at the same time.

While camping ryan took a dwank in the toilet.

by TIMOTE August 10, 2008

Dwank

Cool, awesome. In general, a good thing. Used soely as an adjective.

That movie The Matrix is so dwank!

by Wolfman Jack November 12, 2003

Dwank

Someone who is a wank or wankstain.

Instead of saying wank to avoid consequences.

Disclaimer: use with caution in certain situations or around parents.

No you dwank.

Instead of: No you wank.

by Dwanker January 2, 2020

dwank

adj. Totally incoherent due to a lack of sleep.

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You should not be doing heart surgery when you are dwank:; nor should you be running the country.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019