Ryann: Sorry man, I can't text you. My mom just took away my phone for not doing my chores.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.
by bobvsjeff June 13, 2011

the term dwank means to, have a poo (dump) and masterbate (wank) at the same time, hence creating the term Dwank
by Dale H March 25, 2008

An adjective for someone that acts in an drunk wankery manner
e.g. falls over own feet and spills drinks; your such a dwank
Person who pulls off bad dad joke; your such a dwank.
e.g. falls over own feet and spills drinks; your such a dwank
Person who pulls off bad dad joke; your such a dwank.
by gabbentz January 31, 2015

by TIMOTE August 10, 2008

That movie The Matrix is so dwank!
by Wolfman Jack November 12, 2003

Someone who is a wank or wankstain.
Instead of saying wank to avoid consequences.
Disclaimer: use with caution in certain situations or around parents.
Instead of saying wank to avoid consequences.
Disclaimer: use with caution in certain situations or around parents.
by Dwanker January 02, 2020

by vanelderphotography May 28, 2017
