bobvsjeff's definitions

Bootface

A face that is gruesome, gross, displeasing to the eye, and plain out terrifying.

When watching Ghost Story (1981) you must look away from BOOTFACE!!!

by bobvsjeff February 14, 2017

dwank

Things or situations that are: Messed up. Terrible. Uncool. Not right. or Jacked up.

Ryann: Sorry man, I can't text you. My mom just took away my phone for not doing my chores.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.

by bobvsjeff June 13, 2011

Jiberish

A Language That You Can't Understand!!! Also Can Be Random Words Spoken Very Fast!!! (Also Can Be Spelled Giberish!!)

Fred: Tuna Fish Bakes Cookies!!!!
Timmy: Da Ftuid Ssjhr Fr Dfsa!!!
Fred: HA! L0L!!!!
Timmy: Don't You Love Speaking Jiberish!!!

by bobvsjeff April 4, 2009