Dinkus

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.

Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus

Dinkus by jake March 30, 2004

doinkus

(noun) like a doinkwad, used to describe someone who is so incredibly stupid they cant even put their pants on properly. If you put their brain a bird, it would fly backwards.

Gary: Hey lydia, your a doinkus
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.

doinkus by Swamp_Ninja March 27, 2010

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used as an endearing term for people who lack common sense. these people are neither smart or dumb, but when it comes to simple tasks everything seems to be much more complicated for them than it needs to be.

person 1: "can you write this down for me"

person 2: "sure, but the pen is out of ink"

person 1: "then get one that works you dinkus"

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A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.

Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.

Dinkus by Rectors December 17, 2013

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A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.

Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.

Dinkus by Rectors December 17, 2013

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Dinkus

A mysctical creature that originated on the planet Mercury. Some say it started the human race. The Dinkus consists of 1/4 women, 1/4 cow, 1/4 bird, 1/4 dragon, but in the end 4/4 manliness.

WARNING: The Dinkus cannot be tamed and although they are generally peaceful creatures some have been known to attack people who provoke it.

Mike: That Dinkus is a strong creature!
Dustin: Yeah you idiot havent you ever heard the phrase "Dance with the Dinkus and your nuts will fall off?"
Mike: Can't say I have...

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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