Donkeys 

A large amount of time

Ayy bruv I ain't seen you in donkeys, what's goin on

Donkeys by Prick7 August 8, 2017

Donkeys yawn 

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.

that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!

Donkeys yawn by joe t August 23, 2005

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

donkeys knob by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

Donkeys Yonks by Shavvy April 23, 2009

Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.

The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

Denver Donkeys by The Denver Donks March 27, 2021

10 donkeys punching  

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)

"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."

10 donkeys punching by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008

blowing donkeys 

Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.

Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.

"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"

Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"

Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"

Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"

blowing donkeys by Nick Beez July 12, 2006