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Donkeys yawn 

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.
that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!
Donkeys yawn by joe t August 23, 2005

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.
Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!
donkeys knob by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"
Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!
Donkeys Yonks by Shavvy April 23, 2009

Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.
The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

10 donkeys punching  

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."

blowing donkeys 

Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.

Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.
"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"

Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"

Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"

Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"
blowing donkeys by Nick Beez July 12, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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