vegas_malone's definitions

punter

Someone who is ill-informed and liable to be taken advantage of. A sucker who lacks inside knowlege or savvy.

I felt like a right punter when I was at the carnival in Rio last year. Every taxi driver, shopkeeper, vendor and hustler in town had their hand in my pockets.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

Bread Roll

Rhyming slang for rectum (roll - hole)

Ah shit, my girlfriends dickhead brother is calling over, pain in the bread roll!

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

crevice

The crack of the arse.

Dude! pull up your pants, I can see your crevice! And it's vile!

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

hairy hoop

Rhyming slang for soup.

Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008