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Donkeysauce 

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"
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donkeysauce 

Donkeysauce is cum from a donkey
Damn, did that donkey just make donkeysauce?
donkeysauce by Donkeysauce_2000 June 22, 2017

Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances
#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...


Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009

donkeysaur 

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.
That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.
1. Completely trashed. Either high or drunk to the point where one's body cannot tolerate anymore.
2. A situation in which the individual is completely fucked beyond all belief.
(A) Did you see Tom at the party last night?
(B) Yeah he was donesauce.

(A) Man I havent studied for my final exam. I'm donesauce.
donesauce by Matt Vetter November 20, 2007

monkeysauce

The word that is at the end of the phrase that the background singers are singing in "Don't stop the music" by Rihanna. Listen to the song again, you'll hear it.
So that's the lyrics? "I'm a' say what's on my monkeysauce, I'm a' say what's on my monkeysau'"(abbreviated the 2nd time to fit the rhythm) I never knew that...?
monkeysauce by BigMo4Sho March 28, 2008

donkeyface

A donkeyface is one who believes he/she can engage in extreme behavior without repercussions. It is a reference to the beloved children's classic Pinocchio.

The Land of Toys is a fictional location in the Italian novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883). It is disguised as a haven for boys, although girls are lured there as well in some versions. In the Disney film adaptation of the novel, the land is renamed as Pleasure Island.

Pleasure Island serves as a haven for wayward boys and girls, allowing them to act as they please without recrimination. However, the truer and more sinister purpose of Pleasure Island is eventually revealed as it begins to physically transform the children into donkeys, apparently by means of a curse.
"That skank bizzo is a straight-up donkeyface; look at how she's throwing her cootch all over town..."
donkeyface by DakotaRandy March 6, 2015
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