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Dirks dick is small can’t believe he said it was big

by Kaykaybaby225 March 13, 2021

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Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.

Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"

by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010

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My Dicks Bigger Than Your Dick

Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"

Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.

Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.

Cole: I Doubt it dude.

Greg: Oh yeah?

Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK

Cole:...
Greg:...

by Cole Fowler October 1, 2008

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Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)

OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012

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eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

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