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grandmother 

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.
be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell.
grandmother by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004
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grandmother 

My grandmother is a good person.
grandmother by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Grandmother 

An amazing human being who will spoil you to bits
My grandmother always bakes cookies.

grandmother 

Description of warmth for a grandchild under five years old
wonderful weeks spent with my widdly-woo grandmother
grandmother by askgranny March 6, 2019

grandmother 

My grandmother is a good person.
grandmother by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Grandmother 

the best person in my life. she need so much. i love you grandmom, you deserve happiness.
grandmother is the best. that's it.
Grandmother by nothing important November 21, 2021

Grandmother 

A wonderful loving old lady whom cooks you more food than you need.
James: bro i love your gran
me: ikr its wierd to think she has had sex before
james: wtf *leaves and never talks to me again*

me: *cries knowing i lost my best friend and my gran has had sex before*
My grandmother is the mother of my mother.
Grandmother by sexymustardman December 30, 2021